Boobies

Now that I have your attention with the title of this post......let me set the scene.  Madison & I were at the eye doctor a few days ago for a check-up.  We've seen Dr. Lyons before and he is wonderful with kids.  As we were sitting in the chair (her on my lap), Dr. Lyons was talking to her and asking her what was in mommy's tummy.  In typical out-going Madison fashion, she proceeded to tell him:
"I am going to be a big sister.  My baby sister is in mommy's tummy.  My mommy has boobies." (the last part said with her hand down my V-neck sweater)

After crying from laughter and turning three shades of red, we resumed with the eye exam.  Thankfully, Dr. Lyons is a father himself and we've met his wife/kids.  Somehow this helped with the embarrassment factor.  Never a dull moment!